{"product_id":"pharmacist-christmas-ornament-unable-to-fix-stupid-but-we-can-medicate-it","title":"Pharmacist Christmas Ornament – “Unable to Fix Stupid, But We Can Medicate It”","description":"A witty ceramic ornament for pharmacists and pharmacy teams who know that not every problem comes with a prescription. Featuring colorful pills and the playful message, “Pharmacists: Unable to fix stupid, but we can medicate it,” this glossy keepsake adds personality to a Christmas tree, office display, or pharmacy break room. The crisp one-sided print makes the design easy to enjoy, while the gold-toned hanging string is ready for display. It’s a lighthearted nod to long shifts, prescription counters, and the humor that helps healthcare professionals get through the day. Available in snowflake, star, heart, or circle shapes. Each pack includes one ornament.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp full-color one-sided print\u003cbr\u003e- Solid one-piece ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 0.125-inch (3 mm) ceramic\u003cbr\u003e- Available in snowflake, star, heart, and circle shapes\u003cbr\u003e- Includes a hole and gold-toned hanging string\u003cbr\u003e- Each pack contains one ornament\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Gently wipe the dirt or dust off with a clean, dry microfiber cloth\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Circle \/ One Size","offer_id":50869530820747,"sku":"11057448949644930456","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0806\/8058\/3307\/files\/13751806642238632287_2048.jpg?v=1793039935","url":"https:\/\/theapothecaryedit.com\/products\/pharmacist-christmas-ornament-unable-to-fix-stupid-but-we-can-medicate-it","provider":"The Apothecary Edit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}